Bags.

I carry a bag.
I love my bag.
I hate having a bunch of crap in my pockets.
I can carry a book with me wherever I go.
I always have change in the bottom of my bag.
I don't mind that people make fun of me because I know they hate crap in their pockets too.
I can keep a tube of chap stick more than 3 days without losing it.

Cheers.

Chris